Retired Mr. Matzke frames Italian mobster Gino by pretending to be a big mob boss. He lets Gino take him to Genoa so that he can relive his honeymoon in his mind for free and for nothing.
What should have been a romantic getaway turns into one hilarious debacle after another when Michael's woman dumps him in the desert where he gets carjacked by a teenager and he is taken hostage in a stickup at the local Sip and Zip.