Oliver Crocker

Jeff Brogan is a former trailer voiceover artist, whose epic career in the 1980s and 1990s has long been forgotten. But his former glory has a chance to be restored, when an enthusiastic blogger interviews him for a website article.

Gird your loins for the tragic tale of Lady Jane Grey, the young Tudor noblewoman who was Queen of England for nine days and then beheaded, back in good ol’ 1553. Actually... f*ck that. We’re retelling history the way it should have happened: the damsel in distress saves herself. This is an epic tale of true love and high adventure set in an alt-universe of action, history, fantasy, comedy, romance, and rompy-pompy. Buckle up.