Claire Rice

Isaac is thrilled when his friend offers him the use of his family's cabin in the woods to lose his virginity. But when his first time goes horribly wrong, he begins to believe it may be the work of a sinister circumcision cult.

Following the brutal murders that occurred at Cielo Drive, the Manson girls perfect day morphs into a horrific nightmare when an unwelcome visitor is now targeting them.

Mikey loves Claire. Claire loves Mikey… as a friend. He's the guy who’d walk over a bed of rusty nails for a woman who’d never share a bed with him.

If we were on SNL, these would be the sketches that didn't make it...enjoy!