Sam Qualiana
Actor · b. 1986 · Worcester, Massachusetts, USA
Movies13
Movie2.5HorrorComedyAfter goofball Rich accidentally decapitates his best friend Benny while trimming a Christmas tree with a machete, he's forced to go on a quest to find God's bong and use it to bring his friend back to life. Az the Demon and Boogar.
Cool As Hell 2
2017 · 2 votes
Movie5.5ActionDramaJennifer quickly grabs a black suitcase off the airport luggage carousel. She later discovers she's grabbed the wrong bag. Soon a man calls claiming he will harm her daughter if she doesn't follow his instructions and return his baggage.
A Mother's Revenge
2016 · 19 votes
Movie3.7MusicHorrorComedy about a woman suffering from low self esteem who gets breast enhancement surgery, unaware that her surgeon worships H.P. Lovecraft's elder gods, and the surgery is part of a diabolical plot to rule the world.
Killer Rack
2015 · 13 votes
Movie2.3HorrorThrillerFollowing a rash of slaughtered and missing persons, two would-be documentary filmmakers set off into the woods in search of a bloodthirsty legendary creature.
The Legend of Six Fingers
2014 · 3 votes
Movie3.3ActionComedyIn the post-apocalyptic future, the world is at war. The newly instated Soviet Russian Army has invaded the USA with the assistance of an evil German scientist who has created an army of super human soldiers, half-man and half-shark.
Post Apocalyptic Commando Shark
2018 · 7 votes
MovieHorrorAfter returning to the site of their brother's childhood alien abduction, three siblings find something much more sinister than the closure they seek.
Movie1.0HorrorComedyTwo mismatched homicide detectives are forced to team up and stop a killer from reaching his dark twisted goals. There is one small problem; the cannibalistic killer is a crooked cop who could be closer than they think! As the body count grows and the bullets fly three cops and a rat put their lives on the line to stop a mad man and his crazed cult from killing and devouring 100 women. Can Dick and Jeff figure out a way to stop the killing without killing each other?
Dick Johnson & Tommygun vs. The Cannibal Cop
2016 · 1 votes
MovieHorrorHorror writer and director Chris is being terrorized by the very character he created.
Movie3.4Science FictionHorror12 years ago during a scientific expedition 3 animal biologists stumbled upon a great discovery that ended in tragedy. Whatever killed them has awoken and now the legend of the Ancient Snow Beast could prove to be more than just a legend.
Snow Shark: Ancient Snow Beast
2011 · 11 votes
Movie10.0When a disillusioned, queer hitman accepts a contract with no clear target, he stumbles into a surreal spiral of mistaken identities, chaotic murders, and bizarre detours—including an impromptu drag show, a karaoke shootout, and a deeply symbolic banana. As the bodies pile up and reality begins to fray, he's forced to confront the fragmented parts of himself—gender, guilt, memory, and purpose—all while dodging corrupt cops, philosophical assassins, and a cult that worships breakfast fruit. 7 Kills, 3 Songs & a Banana blends gritty crime with absurdist comedy and raw LGBT+ themes, delivering a wild ride that’s equal parts Tarantino, Lynch, and queer theatre. With every song and kill, the line between performance and truth blurs. Is this redemption, revenge, or just another bloody joke? One thing’s certain: you’ve never seen a banana used like this before.
7 Kills, 3 Songs & a Banana
2024 · 1 votes
Movie6.0HorrorWhen young Simon Robertson moves with his family to a new town, he thinks the biggest peril will be the local bullies. Unfortunately, Simon's new friend Meg informs him that the town has a much darker secret: a body count stretching into the hundreds- courtesy of Porkchop, a deranged madman with a pig mask. When the killer resurfaces, Simon and Meg will experience the most terrifying night of their lives. It's Still not safe to go back into the woods!
Porkchop II: Rise of the Rind
2011 · 2 votes
Movie7.1HorrorWhen a Group of survivors come together in a bid for revenge they're in for a shock when they discover the masked maniac Porkchop is not alone!
Porkchop 3D
2012 · 5 votes
MovieHorrorDuring a ferocious winter storm, a group of friends struggle to survive while being hunted by a creature with frightening abilities.
Lake Effect
2023