Louis XI, King of France, does not want to die. After a stroke, he sees death before his eyes, but he doesn't want to accept it. He is afraid of losing his dignity in death.
What should have been a romantic getaway turns into one hilarious debacle after another when Michael's woman dumps him in the desert where he gets carjacked by a teenager and he is taken hostage in a stickup at the local Sip and Zip.