Gia mia houfta... touvla

Tired of living on rent, the neighbourhood's hard-working tailor and benevolent paterfamilias, Aristos, decides to own a home to taste the fruits of his labour. With this in mind and intent on making his noble dream come true, Aristos won't shy away from dealing with the Kafkaesque bureaucracy; the faceless and corrupt banking industry or a rapacious money shark--and if that isn't enough--money-grubbing contractors. Will Aristos ever get his wish granted? —Nick Riganas