Chris Seaver
Director · b. 1977 · Rochester, New York, USA
Chris Seaver has been making no budget comedy horror schlock for going on 35 years and in 2020 he and his crew were the subject of a feature length documentary “ Zero Budget Heroes: The Legend of Chris Seaver and Low Budget Pictures” by Director Zach Olivares, which toured the film fest circuit, winning several awards. It is now featured on Amazon and Tubi and has a Physical release through Zodocfilms.
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Movie3.5HorrorComedyA group of moms celebrating ladys night are forced to fight for their lives when their quiet town is overrun by a ravenous horde of flesh eating corpses. Will they be able to meet up with their husbands, save their children who are away at summer camp and make it home in time for dinner? Watch Milfs Vs. Zombies and find out!
Milfs vs. Zombies
2015 · 13 votes
MovieComedyHorrorA Ska salesman goes door-to-door to sell Ska products while a madman Ska hater killer is on the loose.
Bloody Nipples
1996
Movie9.5HorrorA mysterious coven helps unhappy wives murder their husbands. A deadbeat stoner turns a pizzeria into a video rental headshop, and a lost soul falls in love with a serial killer, in this queer romance cursed by black magic and the occult!
Coven of the Black Cube
2024 · 2 votes
MovieHorrorTwo tales of fright! Dead Skin: When a jealous boyfriend kills the guy his girlfriend was cheating with, he comes back from beyond the grave for revenge! Devil's Assassin: A mysterious figure appears, and wants to kill people to sacrifice for his master.
Dark Magic
1993
Movie2.6ComedyHorrorThe tale of Stella, a young girl who falls in love with an ancient, beautifully-behaired bloodsucker named Edgar. They struggle to stay together in the midst of vampire carnage, but a love triangle bubbles up when a Michael Jackson-loving werewolf named Jack comes forward professing his own love for Stella. Meanwhile, a rival group of "real" vampires led by the evil Razor McBleed are prowling.
Taintlight
2009 · 8 votes
Movie7.0ComedyHorrorH and P are back in the sequel to "12 Inches of Dangling Fury" and "Drop a Deuce". This time out, the sisters are part-time students, part-time exorcists as they battle the forces of evil in the city of Bonejack Heights. Little do they know, The Devil and his small band of minions are getting pissed at the rise of fallen demons, and Lucifer must set out on his own to kill Heather and Puggly and all of their friends that get in his way.
Heather and Puggly Crucify the Devil
2005 · 2 votes
Movie7.0ComedyHorrorMr. Bonejack and Teen Ape reunite for one final apocalyptic showdown with the ultimate creatures of the night - Dracula, Funkenstein and The Wolfman!
Destruction Kings
2006 · 1 votes
Movie3.4ActionComedyA buffoonish candy addict, named Mulva, and her misfit friends, are forced to fight for her Halloween candy against hordes of zombies that rise from the dead on Halloween night.
Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!
2001 · 11 votes
Movie5.0ComedyHorrorThis time out the girls are wizards at Bonejack's School of Wizardry and have to stop an evil warlock from taking a magical Orb hidden in a sexually repulsive place and using it for his own evil ends.
Heather and Puggly Cock Block the Apocalypse
2006 · 1 votes
Movie9.0ComedyHorrorChris Seaver's final installment in the Anal Paprika trilogy comes to a close when Alfred, Johnsimon, and Toddy save the world from killer vampires.
Anal Paprika 3: Menage-A-Death
2001 · 1 votes
MovieComedyHorrorHigh-schooler Steffon learns his late grandfather has bequeathed his stately manor to him, to keep or to sell. The lucky teen gathers his friends and heads on over for a wild weekend party. After meeting the live-in staff and settling in, a series of mysterious murders happen. But who is the culprit? Will any of the gang survive long enough to find out?
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Chris Seaver's Anal Paprika trilogy continues. This time, Alfred, Johnsimon, and Toddy must face Vampires.
Movie8.0ComedyHorrorA couple of dolts lost in the woods get stalked by a lunatic obsessed with John Stamos.
Anal Paprika
1999 · 2 votes
Movie4.5HorrorFantasyEven the Fugliest person can change the course of History.
Quest for the Egg Salad
2002 · 4 votes
MovieComedyThe Bleu Cheese Brothers is an out of this world Ernest Fan Film which shows you, the ERNEST fan, what happened after his untimely death. Two geeky and awkward brothers set out on an adventure with their shitty friend, Gothorella, to bring back Ernest from the dead, so he can finish the Last Ernest Film, "A Nightmare on Vern's Street". Before they can do so, they must battle with The Devil, who is a busty she wench that loves show tunes and EVIL. She sends her minions, Dametrie and Mendoza the Giant Boobed Porn Demon, to thwart the brothers plans to resurrect Ernest from his hellion cage.
Movie4.0Science FictionActionIn 1945, the members of P.I.A. (Paranormal Investigation Agency) landed in Nazi Germany and defeated Hitler and his evil scheme to unleash genetically engineered man-monsters on the world. What they didn't know was that Hitler's right-hand assistant, retained a vial of his DNA! Now she plans to bring him and his creatures back and start the Fourth Reich. Only Teen Ape and his new team can save the world from doom!
Teenape Vs. The Monster Nazi Apocalypse
2012 · 1 votes
MovieComedyA parody of 'Reservoir Dogs' and 'Pulp Fiction' done a la Seavage style.
Movie4.1HorrorComedyMany years have passed since the tragic events at Blood Fart Lake, where Jimmy dispatched a bunch of party going, cabin dwelling kids before he could be stopped by Ben Scrivens & his red neck pal, Leo Dechamp. Now Jimmy has returned, this time preying on a group of "Spirit Hunters" searching for the truth to his killings, & Ben must track down Leo before they're added to his list of victims!
Return to Blood Fart Lake
2012 · 4 votes
Movie9.0HorrorComedyJesus Christ, Hugh Jackman, Heather and Puggly and demon hunter Aiko are all roommates when a mysterious killer strikes. Who could be behind this mystery and why does everyone want Hugh Jackman so badly?
12 Inches of Dangling Fury
2002 · 1 votes
MovieComedyHorrorFrom Almost Night Till Almost Day was Chris Seaver's attempt to make fun of all of Quentin Tarantino's films in ONE movie. But the biggest inspiration was of course, From Dusk Til Dawn. It's almost a shot for shot parody of that film with Seaver's wacky comedy thrown in and his LBP style. Shot in 1996, two weeks BEFORE the original movie came out, he used Quentin Tarantino's script to base the movie off of, it was at the time the Biggest LBP film ever - with Action, lots of blood, Gay Vampires, home made squibs, this and that and what not and so forth. It has even been seen by Quentin himself when passed along to him through many a friend and was mentioned on his appearance on The Keenan Ivory Wayans Show.
Movie4.3HorrorComedyIn FILTHY McNASTIER, Phil the Demon is back to his old hijinks, this time granting the wish of a lonely gal who's lacking the voluptuous bosoms of her girlfriends. But as always, there's a price to pay for her new look...and this time, Phil has the vampire Razor McBleed along for the fun!
Filthy McNastier: Maximum Dousche
2005 · 4 votes