Claire Olivier

Fate, the pensions crisis and a steadfast refusal to accept the injustice of old age have contrived to force law abiding, retired couple, Arthur and Martha Goode into a life of crime.

21-year-old virgin Ellie Kolstakis is trying to pop her cherry as soon as possible. She wants to lose her virginity before graduating from university, but can she do it without being heartbroken?