Houston Bernard

When lesbian detective Abigail Marks teams up with gay guy Michael Dalmar to solve the disappearance of his twin, Kyle Dalmar, a famed portrait photographer, their investigation leads them into the Kyle's risque world. With Michael posing as Kyle, the pair uncover assistants who have designs on their bosses, clients who have an interest in detectives, and killers who want them stopped.

Terry wants to ask Allison to marry her, but can’t afford a ring. She enlists Ben, her guitar-crooning friend, to help her carry out a ring-less proposal, but when Ben is distracted by a handsome passer by, Terry has to wing it on her own.

Amateur male underwear models compete in stripped-down photoshoot challenges for the chance to become Dirt Squirrel Company's newest brand ambassador, $5000 cash and to be crowned "The Whole Package".