Jim Hazelton

A movie director-screenwriter finds a man to finance his latest project but soon discovers that the producer is actually an undercover FBI agent working on a mob sting operation.

In this spoof of "March of the Penguins," nature footage of penguins near the South Pole gets a soundtrack of human voices. Carl and Jimmy, best friends, walk 70 miles to the mating grounds where the female penguins wait. The huddled masses of females - especially Melissa and Vicki - talk about males, mating, and what might happen this year. Carl, Jimmy, and the other males make the long trek talking about food, fornication and flatulence. Until this year, Carl's sex life has been dismal, but he falls hard for Melissa. She seems to like him. A crisis develops when Jimmy comes upon something soft in the dark. Can friends forgive? Does parenthood await Carl and Melissa?

When a horrific accident forces a deeply dysfunctional couple to check into a decrepit motel, a lecherous and deranged desk clerk arranges for them to witness three unholy visions of the macabre. But when cautionary tales of bloodlust, deadly creatures and a world filled with the undead don't faze these two narcissists, stronger measures are right at hand.

Someone is killing off all the hot guys in the neighborhood, their mutalated bodies turning up throughout Jackson Street. Slake and his dim-witted partner, Caleb work their way through an assortment of exotic dancers, delivery boys and corporate lawyers. Investigating the gruesome murders is detective Jared Stone who is prepared to find out who the killer is

Model Ball is the serialized story of Jake McBride, "The best softball player in his league," who bets his best friend he can win the league with a team of models. Together, Jake and his model cousin Holly recruit an athletic group of pampered princesses and attempt to turn them into a well-oiled softball playing machine.

While searching for a way out of the woods, a group of lost friends stumble upon Camp Hiawatha and take up with the teens who are bunking there. But the party's over when they discover that this camp is literally stuck in a time warp -- 1981, to be exact -- and that they're living the same horrible day over and over. Can they escape the wrath of a killer who's silently stalking the campers and their terrified counselors?

Isla Quinn, a renowned citizen journalist and influencer, sneaks into a video call for the online conspiracy group, QAnon, to expose their plot to incite violence on Election Day and sabotage the vote. However, when the real "Q" unexpectedly joins the call, Isla must escape his treacherous plan to steal the election. Can she outwit "Q" and save democracy, or will she fall victim to his sinister ambitions?

Fifty years after a world-wide zombie epidemic had begun, a small group of rebel soldiers learn that intelligent zombies have begun breeding humans for food. The soldiers plan an all-out war to rid the Earth of the flesh-eating monsters for good, as the rest of the surviving world's population struggles to survive against the zombie hordes.

Five soldiers are stuck in a foxhole in a deserted camp. But they are surrounded by strange creatures in black who don't attack but just watch them, waiting... As the men question whether they are alive or dead, they disappear into the woods to their fate - except one.

In the unreal world of Sacred Heart Hospital, John "J.D." Dorian learns the ways of medicine, friendship and life.

A fresh and funny take on modern friendship and what one urban family will do to stay friends after the perfect couple who brought them all together break up on their wedding day. The failed wedding forces them all to question their life choices. Then there are Alex and Dave themselves, who strike a truce and must learn to live with the changes their breakup has brought.