Les Condés

Genç muhabir Anne-Marie, TV'de ünlü mafya lideri Morzini'yle alay edince, hırslı suçlu öç almak için akıllıca bir plan kurar: İyi niyetli polis memuru Michel'i kandırarak onun yardımıyla gazeteciyi kaçırır.

Kentin valisi artık her ırktan, her yaştan polis olmak isteyenlerin Polis Akademilerine öğrenci olarak alınabileceğini bildirir. Bunun üzerine Polis olmak isteyen birbirinden farklı karakterde insanlar akademiye başvururlar ve komik olaylar başlar.

Fred, Achille, Max and Belette form a good-for-nothing gang of crooks. Dismally failing their last raid, they decide to get back in the game, kidnapping Sophie Marceau.

Three little criminals get a tip for a great coup with lots of money in it. Unfortunately they lack the starting funds to buy the required welding torch. So they persuade their successful colleague Alphonse to join their team. But the well thought-out coup fails, and Alphonse is the only one of them who ends up in jail for several years. When he's released, he's out for revenge.

The story takes place in the racecourses around Paris. A so-called major sells his tips to naive characters.

When an upwardly mobile couple find themselves unemployed and in debt, they turn to armed robbery in desperation.