Genç muhabir Anne-Marie, TV'de ünlü mafya lideri Morzini'yle alay edince, hırslı suçlu öç almak için akıllıca bir plan kurar: İyi niyetli polis memuru Michel'i kandırarak onun yardımıyla gazeteciyi kaçırır.
Bir apartman dairesinde kendisi ve ömür boyu arkadaşları için kirayı ödeyen genç bir adam, parasız kalır ve faturalarını ödemek için marihuana satmaya başlar.
Unlucky in love, Alfred tries to commit suicide, only to be thwarted by police efforts to prevent a simultaneous attempt by a nearby young woman. Recovering, the young lady puts him up at her house, as he has run out of places to live. He joins a Parisian sporting team and seems to have transferred his bad luck to a corrupt television boss who is attempting to manipulate the game so that Alfred's Paris team loses.
Fred, Achille, Max and Belette form a good-for-nothing gang of crooks. Dismally failing their last raid, they decide to get back in the game, kidnapping Sophie Marceau.
After getting screwed over by life (again), two losers decide that enough is enough. Using stolen ski masks and stolen toy guns, they take hostages in their local bank, holding them for ransom. Things go well until the hostages learn what's going on, and demand a piece of the action for themselves.
Broke and depressed, Ray is mistaken for a dangerous hitman and given an envelope of cash. Along with his P.I. friend Skip, he must escape the actual hitman to make it out of LaRoy alive.