The Masseuses

Four lifelong friends realize that somewhere between careers, relationships, families, and everyday responsibilities, they’ve forgotten how to take care of themselves and each other. Burned out and overdue for a break, the women escape to a luxury spa retreat for an unforgettable weekend dedicated to fun, laughter, and a lot of really bad decisions.

While doing the inventory for a lingerie outlet in a high rise office building, five attractive women are terrorized by a series of bizarre killings. They suspect that the strange janitor, who witnessed another series of killings six months previously, is at the bottom of the whole thing. Little do they know the real horror that they face in the end.

Sundance Film Festivali’nde 2005 yılında olay yaratan bağımsız bir yapım.Beverly Hills ‘te yaşayan 15 yaşındaki aktris Kimberly, iki arkadaşını sanat tarihi öğretmeniyle cinsel ilişkiye girmeleri konusunda ikna eder. Bununla da kalmaz gazeteci Emily’yi de bu durumun herkes tarafından duyulmasını sağlaması için etkisi altına alır.Zekânın nelere sebep olabileceğini, melek yüzün ardındaki karakterin durumu akıcı bir biçimde anlatıyor bize yönetmen Siega.

The Duchy of Grand Fenwick decides that the only way to get out of their economic woes is to declare war on the United States, lose and accept foreign aid. They send an invasion force (in chain mail, armed with bows and arrows) to New York and they arrive during a nuclear drill that has cleared the streets.

Fed up with working hard just to scrape by, Christine Painter comes up with a bold plan to become the madam of a brothel and earn her financial freedom: she opens a house of spanking to fabulous reviews.

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.