Girls Will Be Girls

Evie Harris (Jack Plotnick) is a washed-up, alcoholic, aging C-List actress (star of kinescope, stage, television, and film in such works as the TV special ''Christmas Evie'', vaudeville-era appearances promoting 'Dr. Vim's Miracle Elixir,' ''Court TV: Celebrities Who Kill'', ''Tabitha (TV series)'' and the sad 1970s disaster epic ''Asteroid'' [tagline: 'Earth Might Get Crushed!']). She lives in a tackily out-of-style bungalow with Coco (Clinton Leupp), a homely, lonely, doormat of a spinster who carries a torch for the handsome young doctor who performed her abortion years ago.