Nurses Report

Britannia Hospital, an esteemed English institution, is marking its gala anniversary with a visit by the Queen Mother herself. But when investigative reporter Mick Travis arrives to cover the celebration, he finds the hospital under siege by striking workers, ruthless unions, violent demonstrators, racist aristocrats, an African cannibal dictator, and sinister human experiments.

While doing the inventory for a lingerie outlet in a high rise office building, five attractive women are terrorized by a series of bizarre killings. They suspect that the strange janitor, who witnessed another series of killings six months previously, is at the bottom of the whole thing. Little do they know the real horror that they face in the end.

Francis Bigger, a notorious charlatan who tours the country lecturing on the subject of mind over matter, slips off the platform in the middle of his performance and ends up in hospital under the care of Dr Tinkle. The hospital is about to enter a period of total chaos.

Amirlerine hesap vermekten bıkmış olan Nick, Dale ve Kurt kendi şirketlerini kurarak kendi kendilerinin patronları olmaya karar verirler. Fakat hasta ruhlu bir yatırımcı, çok geçmeden, ayaklarının altındaki halıyı çeker. Kandırılmış, umutsuz ve yasal dayanaktan yoksun üç girişimci adayı, yatırımcının oğlunu kaçırıp, fidye isteyerek şirketlerinin kontrolünü yeniden ele geçirmelerini sağlayacak bir plân yaparlar.

A gang of thieves plan to make their fortune by stealing a shipment of contraceptive pills from Finisham maternity hospital. They assume disguises and infiltrate the hospital, but everything doesn't go according to plan. The hypochondriac consultant Sir Bernard Cutting, Matron and the doctors and nurses at Finisham have a habit of getting in the way.

Stan and Ollie get involved with con men, crooks, a genial magician, and two interchangeable coffins with disastrous but funny results.