Valerie Leon

Ruslar ve İngilizler, birer denizaltıları ortadan kaybolunca savaşın eşiğine gelirler. Ele geçirilen mikrofilm, denizaltıların üçüncü bir tarafın kontrolündeki bir teknolojiyle takip edilerek kaçırıldığını ortaya çıkarır. Bunun üzerine MI6'in gözde ajanı James Bond ve güzel Rus ajanı Anya Amasova, güçlerini birleştirerek olayların şüphelisi milyarder işadamı Carl Stromberg'in peşine düşerler. Stromberg'ın amacı, nükleer denizaltıları kullanarak yer yüzünü yok etmek ve kurtulan insanlara denizlerin altında yeni bir yaşam imkanı sağlamaktır. Anya'yla beraber çalışan Bond, kendisini güzel partnerine karşı da korumak zorundadır çünkü bir önceki görevinde onun sevgilisini öldürmek zorunda kalmıştır.

1965 yapımı James Bond filmi Thunderball'un bir yeniden yapımı olan Asla Asla Deme, Bond rolünün ilk ve belki de en iyi aktörü olan Sean Connery'i bir kez daha tehlikeli görevlere sokuyor.Ölümcül SPECTRE organizasyonu, bu kez dünayı yoketmekle tehdit etmektedir. Örgütün 2 numaralı adamı olan Maximilian Largo, 2 nükleer başlıklı füze ele geçirmiştir ve 1 numara Blofeld, NATO'yu, füzeleri büyük şehirlerde patlatmakla tehdit etmektedir.İngiliz Gizli Servisi, SPECTRE konusunda en tecrübeli ajanları olan 007'i tehlikeyi engellemekle görevlendirir. Bond ve Largo arasında nefes kesici bir savaş başlar.

Film, kendi alanında kariyer sahibi diye nitelendirilebilecek bir suçlu olan Charlie Croker’ın liderliğindeki bir soyguncu çetesinin macerasını konu almaktadır. Çete, Los Angeles tarihindeki en büyük trafik sıkışlığını yaratarak yapmayı planladıkları altın soygunu için zaman kazanmak ister. Oluşturdukları kargaşadan kendi paçalarını sıyırabilmek adına kaldırımdan gidebilecek kadar küçük olan Mini Cooper’ı kullanırlar. Hedefleri, trafik açılana dek ortadan kaybolmayı başarmaktır.

Doktorlar, akıl hastanesinde yatan eski müfettiş Charles Dreyfus’un iyileştiğine karar verirler ve onu serbest bırakmaya karar verirler; ancak Clouseau ziyarete geldiğinde Charles yine çileden çıkar ve doktorlar bu kararından vazgeçerler. Bunun üzerinde Clouseau’yu öldürmek üzere Charles akıl hastanesinden kaçar ve olaylar da başlar.

Sihirli güçleriyle bilinen Mısır prensesinin (Queen Tera) tabutu Londraya getirilir. Bu arada arkeolojik ekibin başındaki Profesör Julian Fuchs'un kızı Margaret garip kabuslar görmektedir. Genç kızın bedeninde prensesin ruhunun zuhur bulmasıyla korkunç olaylar olmaya başlar...

Afrika’daki bir ülkede, bir diktatör iktidarı ele geçirir ve iyi kalpli başkanı zindana atar. Ticari çıkarlarını korumak amacıyla, uluslararası bir şirket yaşlı ama sağlam paralı askerlerden oluşan bir ekibi gönderir. Görevleri, eski başkanı yeniden göreve getirmektir. Tam başkanı kurtarmışlarken, şirket onlara ihanet eder ve arkalarından vurur. Elbette bu durum paralı askerleri oldukça sinirlendirir — ve artık intikam zamanı gelmiştir.

The Carry On team send up the Tarzan tradition in great style. Lady Evelyn Bagley mounts an expedition to find her long-lost baby. Bill Boosey is the fearless hunter and guide. Prof. Tinkle is searching for the rare Oozalum bird. Everything is going swimmingly until a gorilla enters the camp, and then the party is captured by an all female tribe from Aphrodisia...

After twenty years as a struggling variety turn and then a prolific scriptwriter and television star, comic genius Marty Feldman found screen stardom with his very first Hollywood role in Mel Brooks' Young Frankenstein. With his wife Lauretta as the power behind the throne, his rise and fall and decline is related through bittersweet memories of the past and intoxicated infidelities in the present.

Percy Pointer's passion in life is the theatre, and all his spare time is devoted to the play he is writing. When it's finished it arrives on the desk of a London impresario, when he wants to stage a flop.

Documentary commemorating the 40th anniversary of the 'Carry On' comedy film series. Archive clips and out-takes are mixed with interviews with the cast.

Celebrating twenty years of classic Carry On films, two of the films’ best-loved stars, Kenneth Williams and Barbara Windsor return to Pinewood film studios to unwrap some rib-tickling moments from the series. From the original, military mayhem of Carry On Sergeant, through to the really ancient archaeological gags of Carry On Behind, our saucy hosts get their titters out for this laugh-a-second gallop through the most successful series of British comedy films ever made.

Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond looks after the British outpost near the Khybar pass. Protected by the kilted Third Foot and Mouth regiment, you would think they were safe, but the Khazi of Kalabar has other ideas—he wants all the British dead. But his troops fear the 'skirted-devils, who are rumoured not to wear any underwear.

In the presence of HM Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother accompanied by Their Royal Highnesses The Prince and Princess of Wales. From the stage of the Victoria Palace Theatre stars from the world of entertainment bring you comedy and music.

A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the bank's head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.

Fresh-faced young Michael Rimmer worms his way into an opinion poll company and is soon running the place. He uses this as a springboard to get into politics and in the mini-skirted flared-trousered world of 1970 Britain starts to rise through the Tory ranks.

Featuring archive interviews with Sean Connery from over 50 years in the business. Friends, actors and directors including Robert Carlyle, Dougray Scott, Laurence Fishburne, Terry Gilliam and George Lucas pay tribute to Scotland's greatest movie star as he celebrates his 85th birthday.

Sid and Bernie keep having their amorous intentions snubbed by their girlfriends Joan and Anthea, so when they decide to take them on a holiday to Paradise Camp, they think they're off to a nudist colony—but they couldn't be more wrong, and meet up with the weirdest bunch of campers you can imagine.

Dr. Nookey is disgraced and sent to a remote island hospital. He is given a secret slimming potion by a member of staff, Gladstone Screwer, and he flies back to England to fame and fortune. But others want to cash in on his good fortunes, and some just want him brought down a peg or two.

Fred Midway may be a bit short on brains, but he's got plenty of ambition. However, before he can gain promotion as a salesman, he must make his family more socially acceptable.

A gang of thieves plan to make their fortune by stealing a shipment of contraceptive pills from Finisham maternity hospital. They assume disguises and infiltrate the hospital, but everything doesn't go according to plan. The hypochondriac consultant Sir Bernard Cutting, Matron and the doctors and nurses at Finisham have a habit of getting in the way.

Sidney Fiddler, sevgilisine ait küçük sahil otelini canlandırmaya karar verir. İşleri büyütmek için bir güzellik yarışması düzenler. Eskiden sadece yaşlı albaylar ve öğleden sonra çayını içen yaşlı hanımların kaldığı bu otel, şimdi her zamankinden daha güzel ve oldukça az giyimli genç kızlar tarafından istila edilir. Ancak "Kadınların Özgürleşmesi İçin Mücadele Eden Kadınlar" derneğinin yerel başkanı Bayan Prodworthy, bu mükemmel planı her şekilde engellemeye kararlıdır.

Accident-prone Gil wants a steady job but is dismissed by every company that recruits him due to his unfortunate habit of ending up in sexually embarrassing situations. His girlfriend Annette says that she will marry him only if he can stay employed for at least a week. Hired by Mr Grimwood's cleaning company "Here To Service You", Gil is unwittingly drawn into a series of bawdy misadventures: sharing a bath with a married woman and getting caught by her husband; having a threesome with a hospital patient and a woman doctor, followed by a foursome with Annette, Grimwood and a woman psychologist; awkward encounters with a gay man and a lesbian; and getting caught by Annette playing strip poker with a group of women. Incredibly, Gil remains in his job and Annette marries him, but before the couple can have their wedding night Gil collapses on the bed and passes out from exhaustion.

A successful talent agent enjoys the good life until his wife leaves him. Moving in with his friend and igniting an affair with the man's wife, he also acquires a difficult new client whose public image must be preserved at any cost.

A race of sexy, other-dimensional specimens arrive to Earth to kidnap women to repopulate their planet.

A quirky spy show of the adventures of eccentrically suave British Agent John Steed and his predominantly female partners. Jonathan Steed - an urbane, proper gentleman spy - teams with various assistants throughout the series' run, including Dr. David Keel, Cathy Gale, Emma Peel and Tara King, to repeatedly save the world from diabolical schemes plotted by equally diabolical evil-doers (among them robots and man-eating monsters).

Simon Templar is The Saint, a handsome, sophisticated, debonair, modern-day Robin Hood who recovers ill-gotten wealth and redistributes it to those in need.

Unencumbered by wives, jobs or any other responsibilities, three senior citizens who've never really grown up explore their world in the Yorkshire Dales. They spend their days speculating about their fellow townsfolk and thinking up adventures not usually favored by the elderly. Last of the Summer Wine premiered as an episode of Comedy Playhouse in 1973. The show ran for 295 episodes until 2010. It is the longest running comedy Britain has produced and the longest running sitcom in the world.

An English aristocrat and an American millionaire come together to tackle crime.

Strangers is a 1978–82 ITV police procedural created and principally written by Murray Smith, based on characters created by Kenneth Royce in his novel series and subsequent 1977–78 television adaptation The XYY Man. Don Henderson and Dennis Blanch reprise their roles, respectively, of Detective Sergeant (DS) George Bulman and Detective Constable (DC) Derek Willis. A group of police officers are brought together from across the country to the north of England. There, the fact that they're not well-known gives them the advantage to infiltrate where a more familiar local detective could not. Despite being based around a comparatively small team of detectives, a regular feature in its early years is that few episodes feature the entire team, with most using just two or three regulars in any major role.

A British television comedy series of the 1970s and early 1980s, combining surreal sketches and situation comedy.

The World of Hammer is a thirteen-part British documentary series created and written by Robert and Ashley Sidaway for Channel 4. Initially broadcast from 12 August to 4 November 1994, the series is narrated by English actor and frequent Hammer collaborator Oliver Reed.

Up Pompeii! is a British television comedy series broadcast between 1969 and 1970, starring Frankie Howerd. The first series was written by Talbot Rothwell, a scriptwriter for the Carry On films, and the second series by Rothwell and Sid Colin. Two further specials were transmitted in 1975 and 1991. In ancient Pompeii, much-put-upon slave Lurcio navigates the chaotic lives of his owner's family

Middle-aged, middle-class couple Terry and June Fletcher expect to settle down in domestic bliss when their children leave home and they are left with a quiet, peaceful house. Their peace, however, is short-lived when ditzy Aunt Lucy decides she’s moving in.

The Baron is a British television series, made in 1965/66 based on the book series by John Creasey, written under the pseudonym Anthony Morton, and produced by ITC Entertainment. It was the first ITC show without marionettes to be produced entirely in colour.

Popular and ratings-winning BBC sketch and impressions series with Mike Yarwood.

War vet Hedley Green has been the station master of Burberry Halt railway station for 30 years. A quiet, run-down country station on the Milchester line that sees three trains a day, Hedley stills wears the uniform of the Great Western Railway and uses a 1933 rulebook. Assisted by Peter Pringle, their time is mostly spent dealing with crises caused by area manager Mr Potts, who is later replaced by Mr Pitts.