David Schneider

İngiltere'de bir genetik araştırmalar ensitüsünde insan doğasındaki şiddet ve öfkeyle ilgili bazı tehlikeli deneyler yapılmış ve bunun sonucunda 'rage' adını verdikleri bir virüs geliştirilmiştir. Bir grup aktivist, biliminsanlarının maymunlara zarar verdikleri gerekçesiyle deneylerin yapıldığı binaya sızarak korunaklı kafeslerde tutulan ve 'rage' virüsü aşılanan maymunlardan birini serbest bırakırlar. Fakat serbest kalan maymun kafesten çıkar çıkmaz eylemcilerden birine saldırır ve olaylar içinden çıkılmaz bir hal alır.

IMF görevinde olan Jim Phelps ve ekibi, IMF ekibinin içine sızmış bir köstebeği ortaya çıkartmaya çalışıyorlardır. Her şey yolunda giderken birden operasyon ters gitmeye başlar ve ekipte Ethan Hunt dışında herkes ölür. IMF merkezi, hainin o olduğunu düşünüyordur ve ona, bu yönde kanıtlar sunarlar. Fakat Ethan Hunt masum olduğunu biliyordur. Kendisini temize çıkarmak için kaçacaktır.

Efendisi öldükten sonra William, arkadaşları ile birlikte yola koyulur. Yolda Chaucer isimli bir yazara rastlar. William, ondan genetik dökümanlarla oynayarak kendisini şövalye yapabilecek bir soyağacı ister.

Kaptan Korsan, "Yılın Korsanı" ödülünü almak için rakipleri Kara Bellamy ve Pala Bıyık Liz'i alt etmek zorundadır. Onları Kanlı Adalar'dan Viktorya İngilteresine uzanan zorlu bir yolculuk beklemektedir. Bu yolculuk boyunca Kaptan Korsan yanına şaşkın bir bilim adamını da alıp kötücül güçlere sahip bir kraliçeye karşı da mücadele veriyor. Ama bir korsanın en büyük tutkusunun macera olduğunu asla unutmadan!

Film, her çocuğun kafasından geçen, “Noel Baba onca hediyeyi bir gecede nasıl dağıtıyor?” sorusuna cevap veriyor: “Noel Baba’nın, Kuzey Kutbu’nun altındaki operasyon merkezi sayesinde.” Dünya çocuklarından birine hediye gönderilmesi unutulunca, Noel Baba ailesinin en küçük üyesi Arthur, Noel sabahından önce son hediyeyi vermek için göreve çıkıyor...

Simon Templar, en sıkı korunan hazineleri çalmakta usta, zeki bir hırsızdır. Alaycı ve sofistike tavrı ile yeryüzünde çalamayacağı şey yoktur. Günün birinde hayatı tehlikede olan genç bilimci Emma ile karşılaşır. Emma'yı korumak için mücadeleye girer.

Yetişkinlerle girdiği sonsuz savaşın kahramanı Felaket Henry'nin bu kez üstesinden gelmesi gereken büyük bir problemi vardır. Yan komşularının kızı Hırçın Susan ve erkek kardeşi Solucan Peter ile uğraşmak, okul müfettişleri ve müdüree karşı durmak ve tüm bunların yanında yetenek yarışmasını kazanmak zorundadır. Tüm bunları nefret ettiği okulunu kurtarmak için yapacaktır.

Tarot kartlarının gizemine inanır mısınız? Joe Strombel isminde bir gazeteci, kamuoyunda "Tarot Kartı Cinayetleri" olarak bilinen bir seri cinayet olayını araştırırken gizemli bir şekilde öldürülür. Bu ölümle birlikte derinleşen araştırma da bir kenara itilir ve olayın esrarı aydınlatılamaz.Joe Strombel'i tanıyan ve başarılı bir gazetecilik öğrencisi olan Sondra, olayın bu haliyle kalmasına müsade etmez ve araştırmaya kaldığı yerden devam eder. Bu araştırma sırasında içine daldığı sihir dünyası, oldukça ilgisini çekmiştir. Gösterisini izlediği Sid Waterman ismindeki bir sihirbaz, farkında olmadan ona bu cinayet davası ile ilgili önemli bir bilgi verir. İpuçlarının gösterdiği tek bir isim vardır: aristokrat Peter Lyman! Sondra, bu son derece yakışıklı adamın peşine düşer ama duygularını olaylara karıştırmamayı başaramayacaktır.

Farklı geçmişlerden gelen 12 gençten oluşan bir grup, Bale dansçıları olmak için New York'taki Amerikan Bale Akademisi'ne kaydolur ve her biri dans dünyasında eğitim ve ilerlemenin zorlukları ve stresi ile ilgilenir.

Pek de fazla dinle alakası bulunmayan bir Müslüman olan Mahmud Nasir , oğlunun sevdiği kızı isteyebilmek icin dindar bir Müslüman olmak zorundadır. Tam da bu konuda kendisini geliştirmek icin uğraşırken aslında gercek ailesinin Yahudi oldugunu öğrenir. Ölüm döşeğindeki asıl babasını görebilmesinin tek yolu da gercek bir Yahudi olmasından gecmektedir. İşte asil komedi de bu noktada baslar.

The story of a woman who falls in love with two very different men in post World War II London.

When the comedy duo Gus and Andy are forced by their manager to form a trio with a talented actress, their working relationship gets strained.

Blackball follows the fortunes of Cliff Starkey, a working-class fine of lawn bowls with an exceptional talent. Wanting to take on the Aussies he manages to become regional champion, only to get banned. Sports agent Rich Schwartz picks him up and makes him so popular the Bowls Committee deem to lift the ban. Now the question is whether he can regain his form and his friends to beat the Aussies.

Consumed with sadness after the death of his wife and subsequent rejection from his son, a widower, at the urging of his friends, opts to appear on a vulgar, wildly popular game show (for which his wife signed him up) and watches his life start to change for the better.

Sketch-show sensation Catherine Tate tells the story of the decade in which she became a household name. She meets with comedy glitterati Alan Carr, David Walliams, Noel Fielding, Rob Brydon and her Doctor Who co-star, David Tennant, all of whom reflect on the greatest comedy moments in recent history. As well as showcasing all the most entertaining, memorable comedy of the time, the documentary also features newsreel and pop culture archive that contextualises the gags. It reveals not just what was funny, but why it was funny. Catherine's journey provides new insight and revelations and features anecdotes from some of the biggest names in comedy.

Joseph K. awakes one morning, to find two strange men in his room, telling him he has been arrested. Joseph is not told what he is charged with, and despite being "arrested," is allowed to remain free and go to work. But despite the strange nature of his arrest, Joseph soon learns that his trial, however odd, is very real, and tries desperately to spare himself from the court's judgement.

Leaving their hometown of Fulchester in the North of England, Sandra and Tracey head for the bright lights of London, shagging and boozing their way to fame and fortune.

Documentary looking back at Alan Partridge's journey from broadcaster caricature to the award-winning study of complexity and pathos that he has become.

Also known as The Battersea Ripper, this is a comic crime thriller set in London concerning a young girl's kidnapping and the hapless police and reporters trying to get to the truth. It has never been released to DVD and has only ever had a limited theatrical screening in 2006.

A veteran bank robber and his sidekicks plan a heist that goes awry.

Jewish comedian David Schneider presents a look at some exclusive behind the scenes material from the notorious unseen Jerry Lewis film.

A young man hatches a diabolical plan to cover-up his Grandma's death.

A documentary looking at the life of Benny Hill and with the use of an audience reaction test finding out if he is still funny to contemporary audiences.

Nick, is a young Scottish soccer player living in the big city. He meets Karen, and the two fall in love and move in together. Soon after, Nick exhibits signs of serious illness. As his body slowly succumbs to multiple sclerosis, he experiences a wide sweep of jagged emotions, and in the process gives himself and those who love him the strength to carry on.

The South Bank Show is a television arts magazine show produced by ITV between 1978 and 2010. A new series began on Sky Arts from 27 May 2012. Presented by Melvyn Bragg, the show aims to bring both high art and popular culture to a mass audience.

Series of single made-for-television dramas.

Each week, the housemate evicted from the Big Brother house the previous week traditionally spends another week on Big Brother's Little Brother, answering questions and taking part in Call BBLB along with other features. The show also boasts celebrity guests and experts who come in to discuss and analyse the remaining Big Brother housemates.

Sayısız skeç aracılığıyla tuhaf ve komik bir karakter olan Mr. Bean'in başına gelen talihsizlikleri anlatıyor. Derinlemesine basit bir zihne sahip olan bu yetişkin, en basit görevlerin bile kendisi için olağanüstü bir çaba gerektirdiği ve her zaman beklenmedik derecede eğlenceli bir hale dönüştüğü durumlarla karşılaşıyor.

Sitcom about three desperate young men from the suburbs who try to get laid, hold down jobs and climb the social ladder in the big city - which just happens to be ancient Rome.

The fortunes of a former chat show host who is reduced to a lowly slot on Radio Norwich. Alan Partridge is divorced, living in a travel tavern, and desperate for a return to television.

Dick and Dom in da Bungalow was a CBBC children's entertainment television series presented by the duo Dick and Dom. The series was broadcast on weekend mornings on various BBC television channels for five series, running between 31 August 2002 and 11 March 2006.

Detective Inspector Chandler investigates copycat killers in London's East End.

Linda La Hughes shares a flat with Tom Farrell. Linda is overweight, loudmouthed and not particularly attractive. She thinks she's gorgeous and irrestible, however. She's also sex mad and obsessed with men. Tom is an aspiring actor. He's got an agent, but finds it difficult to get parts. He doesn't like Linda much, in spite of (or perhaps because of) the fact that they share a flat. She isn't completely comfortable with his homosexuality, perhaps because she finds it difficult to live with a man who doesn't find her sexually attractive.

Sitcom about 20-something Don, a man with bad luck and even worse instincts. Don's overactive imagination is always in full flow in the form of quick-fire fantasy sequences as he imagines what he would really like to say.

The king of sports casual. Alan puts the chat among the pigeons with incisive interrogations, light-hearted entertainment and only one fatality. A-ha!

Nathan Barley is a Channel 4 sitcom written by Charlie Brooker and Chris Morris, starring Nicholas Burns, Julian Barratt, Charlie Condou and Claire Keelan. The series of six weekly episodes began broadcasting on 11 February 2005 on Channel 4. Described by his creator as a "meaningless strutting cadaver-in-waiting", the character originated on Brooker's TVGoHome – a website parodying television listings – as the focus of a fly-on-the-wall documentary called Cunt.

A spoof of the British news — including ridiculous stories, patronising vox pops, offensively hard-hitting research and a sports presenter clearly struggling for metaphors. Adapted from Radio 4 series 'On the Hour'.

One biblical figure is revered by Jews, Christians, and Muslims alike. His name is Moses, the man who rose in power to defend a people, to free them, and to live in history like no other... The Ten Commandments dramatizes the biblical story of Moses.

The Peter Principle is a BBC television show about the Aldbridge Branch of the fictional County & Provincial Bank. It originally aired in the late 1990s and is now a part of the PBS program lineup at some PBS stations, which call it The Boss. The program takes its name from the Peter Principle, that In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.

The Saturday Night Armistice was a British satirical television comedy programme presented by Armando Iannucci with Peter Baynham and David Schneider, which ran from 1995 to 1999. The programme took an irreverent and often surreal look back at topical events, and featured studio discussions, sketches and setups. Like many 1990s British comedy series it included appearances and writing contributions by a large number of UK comedians including amongst others Arthur Mathews, Graham Linehan, Simon Pegg, Andy Riley, Kevin Cecil, Kevin Eldon, Steve Pemberton, Reece Shearsmith, Omid Djalili, Al Murray, Ben Moor, Mel Giedroyc and Sue Perkins.

Shane is an ITV sitcom written by and starring Frank Skinner and directed by Audrey Cooke, with the first series originally broadcast in 2004. Reviews were generally poor, but a second series was commissioned. After the second series had been recorded contract differences between Frank Skinner and ITV arose; the second series is yet to be broadcast and its future is uncertain, since Skinner no longer works for ITV. An American version of the show is to be piloted by CBS, with Skinner working as executive producer.

Uncle Max is a British children's comedy television series originally airing on CITV, and now CBBC. It features David Schneider as the title character, Uncle Max, and William Howe as Luke, Max's nine year-old nephew, although in the second series Jonathon Hanly took over from William. The show is very similar in style to Mr. Bean, with the basic premise being that Uncle Max is incapable of embarking on any adventure without upsetting another individual or group of individuals in some shape or form. The first series was filmed in Johannesburg in South Africa and produced by Andy Rowley over a seven-week block in the summer of 2005, the show was written by David Schneider and 13 episodes were made for CITV and screened on the CITV channel in 2006. The second series was filmed in Galway, in Ireland.