The Colonel

Two Americans college students, David and Jack, are backpacking across Europe when they are savagely attacked by a werewolf. David wakes up in a London hospital to be told he has been in a coma for three weeks and his friend Jack was killed. His penis also has maintained a permanent erection since the attack. Soon David starts experiencing horrible dreams, and his dead friend comes to warn him that he will turn into a werewolf. A kind English nurse takes the distraught young man to her flat. Soon David discovers the curse is real and goes on a rampage through the streets of London as a bloodthirsty werewolf.

Dana is unhappy with her station in life...and her job as a smut-jockey in a porno store. She's juggling with an ex who cheats and a new boyfriend who's sexuality is a bit more than she can handle. Now she's working on her one day off, dealing with smartass co-worker Randi, a riot of anti-condom crusaders, some customers who can't resist coming all over the peep booths, a gerbil-loving customer, and guy who eats his own cum...and lets you know it. Will she make it through the day, or finally make a change?

Pee-Wee loves Dolly more than anything else in the world. Too bad she's a doll. But Pee-Wee doesn't want to admit it. To him she's as real as the bowtie around his neck, much to the chagrin of sex worker Lizzy, who longs for Pee-Wee as much as Pee-Wee lusts for Dolly. When Dolly is stolen by a mysterious bandit, Pee-Wee goes on a wild, madcap recovery mission, complete with ghost truckers, gangbanging bikers, and a porno director named Chorkle...

Ralph Long sets out to become a real life fucking super hero, calling himself "Kick-Azz." Ralph gets caught up in a bigger fucking battle when he meets Big Dick, a former cop who, in his quest to bring down the Sex Lord, has trained his step-daughter to be the ruthless vigilante Hit-Woman.

A web-based reality porn show in search of the next top porn stars. Follow wannabe porn stars who have never been filmed before, actual civilians who responded to an open casting call. The contestants compete in increasingly explicit challenges to win their share of a $1M prize along with instant porn superstardom.