Walter Patterson

Filmler11

• Film

  The country is at war over a natural resource. The strange cosmic force known as "Schoof" is slowly making the human race insane. The news has ceased to make sense. "Schoof" has affected each member of Tracy's family, leaving her unaffected. That's what she thinks as a scientist, a test subject and a group choral will be the galaxy's only hope.

  Schoof

  2008

• Film

  When a lucky cow wins an all expense paid weekend at a local hotel, it can’t believe its good fortune. It gets to relax, unwind, and avoid a trip to the slaughterhouse - at least for a few days. Of course, it couldn’t imagine the menagerie of madmen it would run into. Down the hall is a pair of drug addled dimwits who are desperate for something to eat. The cow becomes their main focus. Meanwhile, two different spree killers are wrecking havoc. One murders at the command of some erroneous bath linen. The other listens to a voice inside his shoe, the instructions resulting in even more dead bodies. All the while, our contented animal tries to accommodate everyone’s needs, which typically revolve around a room service meal of meat and potatoes.

  Garbanzo Gas

  2007

• Film5.2

  DramKomedi

  Trailer Town is a unique motion picture experience, truly unlike anything you've seen before. A sexual interpretation of inner violence, about out-of-work comedians living in a trailer park run by a soap opera star. The old comedians cannot work anymore due to their addictions, and come up with the filthiest, most offensive routines they can devise, to strike out at mainstream society, their only audience being themselves. When Bill recieves an eviction notice for having too many wild parties, he takes to the roof of his trailer with a rifle, and declares he is a victim of an 'aluminum holocaust.'

  Trailer Town

  2003 · 4 votes

• Film

  Komedi

  Material from this film (as well as other sequences previously shot but never used in other films) were eventually edited into what became Period Piece in 2006.

  Tater Tots

  2004

• Film4.0

  KomediDram

  Following multiple plotlines with an unique assortment of tragicomic characters living along the Ventura Highway. There’s the retired police office, broken and homeless after the untimely death of his son during a birthday camping trip. The elderly homebound father, hopelessly doomed to pantomime the sexual conquests of his glory days with an imaginary prostitute named Serenity. The French midget writing his epic screenplay about a half-man/half-stuffed animal chauffeur.

  Period Piece

  2006 · 3 votes

• Film4.8

  Komedi

  "Touch Me In The Morning" is the story of "Coney Island McGuire" a "change of life baby" son of an alcoholic jail bird father and "flatulence freak" mother. "Coney" stumbles through the intricacies of his divorced parents' new relationships, only to see his father's penis ripped off by his mother's new boyfriend. Subsequently, his father becomes a woman and his mother a pre-op Lesbian male only to fall in love again and reform the family.

  Touch Me in the Morning

  1999 · 5 votes

• Film

  Plop - named after the sound he made upon his birth - is a notorious infant caregiver wanted by the police. Apparently, unwitting parents (including a particularly proud gay couple) have hired the semi-retarded redneck nanny under the pretense that he takes good care of his toddler charges. Instead, Plop beats and humiliates the children, taking out his own sad mental issues out on them. Thanks to an ex-girlfriend. However, the cops are hot on his trail. It won’t be long before the long arm of the law, or a mangled baby with a can of soup, ends Plop’s cruel crime spree once and for all.

  Babysitter

  2004

• Film7.8

  Belgesel

  While the rest of America slept, DIY filmmaker/musician Giuseppe Andrews has made over 30 experimental features. Set in some demented alternate universe (i.e. Ventura, California), they are populated by real-life alcoholics and drug addicts, trash-talking senior citizens and trailer park residents dressed in cow outfits and costume-shop wigs. Director Adam Rifkin creates a wildly surreal, outrageously funny and strangely touching portrait of a truly Outsider Artist inhabiting a world few of us even know exists.

  Giuseppe Makes a Movie

  2014 · 7 votes

• Film

  KomediDram

  A young man who likes to Rollerblade must face the fact that the documentary about ants his father is making might is driving his father insane.

  Ants

  2006

• Film7.2

  KomediRomantik

  60 year old widow and cystic fibrosis sufferer Daisy (Gayle Wells) hooks up with crack addicted lonely ex-cop Rick (Walt Dongo) in a trailer park romance.

  In Our Garden

  2002 · 5 votes

• Film6.3

  Komedi

  An artist named Poo paints chicken pot pies with the excrement of homeless people. With the help of an adult filmmaker in his drug rehab course, he hopes to earn a fortune by impregnating his wife and making a "pregnant porn" film.

  Who Flung Poo

  2004 · 3 votes